Faster Than a Speeding Bullet plays as the warehouse doors in Well rise, revealing a crouching RED Scout with other members of R

FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET PLAYS AS THE WAREHOUSE DOORS IN WELL RISE, REVEALING A CROUCHING RED SCOUT WITH OTHER MEMBERS OF RED TEAM.] [THE SCOUT WATCHES VARIOUS BLU TEAM MEMBERS STATIONED AROUND THE CENTER POINT: AN ENGINEER INDUSTRIOUSLY MAKING DEFENSIVE PREPARATIONS, A SMOKING SPY, AND A SOLDIER JUGGLING ROCKETS.] [SCOUT PUMPS HIS SCATTERGUN AND RED RUNS OUT TO ATTACK THE POINT.] [THE SCOUT CHARGES INTO A FIERCE BATTLE ON WELL, QUICKLY OUTPACING ALL HIS TEAMMATES. HE RUNS TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE MAP, DODGING EVERYTHING THAT BLU THROWS AT HIM, THEN OUTRUNS AND CROSSES A PASSING TRAIN AS IT CRUSHES A BLU SOLDIER AND PYRO.] [MEET THE SCOUT'S TITLE CARD] [SCOUT WALKS IN FRONT OF THE MEET THE SCOUT TEXT, FROM OFF FRAME.] SCOUT: "UM... I-I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START WITH YOU. I MEAN, DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKIN' TO?" [CUT TO A SCENE OF A BLU HEAVY, SITTING NEAR THE THIRD CONTROL POINT IN GRANARY ABOUT TO TAKE A BITE OF A SANDVICH, WHEN HE IS POKED IN THE HEAD BY THE SCOUT'S BAT.] SCOUT: "YO, WHAT'S UP?" [CUTS BACK TO SCOUT IN FRONT OF TEXT.] SCOUT: D-DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA, ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" [BACK TO HEAVY AND SCOUT, WHO ARE IN A FISTFIGHT WHILE YELLING. CUTS BACK TO SCOUT.] SCOUT: "BASICALLY - KIND OF A BIG DEAL!" [BACK TO FIGHT. SCOUT IS STRANGLING HEAVY WITH HIS BAT.] SCOUT: [FLEXES A SCRAWNY ARM] "OH MAN, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. HEH!" [CUT BACK TO FIGHT, HEAVY NOW HAS THE SCOUT IN A HEADLOCK. CUTS BACK TO SCOUT.] SCOUT: " YA' LISTENIN'? OK. GRASS GROWS, BIRDS FLY, SUN SHINES, AND BROTHA'- [POKES THE CAMERA] I HURT PEOPLE." [CUT BACK TO FIGHT, THE SCOUT WHACKS THE HEAVY IN THE GUT WITH HIS BAT.] SCOUT: "BOINK!" [CUTS BACK TO SCOUT.] SCOUT: "I'M A FORCE A' NATURE!" [SCOUT HITS THE HEAVY IN THE CHIN.] SCOUT: "BONK!" [CUTS BACK TO SCOUT.] SCOUT: "IF YOU WERE FROM WHERE I WAS FROM, YOU'D BE F**KIN' DEAD!" [CUTS BACK TO FIGHT; HEAVY IS COLLAPSED ON THE GROUND TRYING TO REACH FOR HIS SANDVICH; THE SCOUT RUNS UP THE SIDE OF A SHIPPING CONTAINER, JUMPS OFF AND SLAMS HIS BAT INTO THE HEAVY'S HEAD.] [CUTS BACK TO SCOUT.] SCOUT: "WOOO!" [TEAM FORTRESS 2 ENDING FLOURISH MUSIC PLAYS.] [SCENE FADES IN TO REVEAL SCOUT SITTING ON THE TWITCHING BODY OF THE HEAVY EATING HIS SANDVICH; THE POINT IS NOW RED'S.]; CRY ABOUT IT