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HOW I DESTROYED MY SHINS π
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AAANNDDD WE'RE BACK!!! *casually arranges nail polish bottles* π
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mkay so basically in one of my dance classes, we were working on our recital dance and there's this partnering thing we have to do which is when someone does a handstand, puts their legs on the other person's shoulders, and the other person supports them as they spin around (and the handstand person just has their hands up like βπΆβ) π
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so I think you all can guess who is the handstand person in my group. π
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Y E P, it's me. So im partnered up with some kid literally 5'9" or something like queen she's actually t a l l π imagine- π
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so basically I do the handstand and my short 5'2" or 5'3" or 5'4" or something body cant go on her shoulders π
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so after multiple tries im there so yay ig slay all day get it wooo πβοΈ
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so then the kid thinks that my knees magically reach up to her shoulders and she starts moving my legs up a bit so im hovering above the ground. unfortunately for me, π
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she thought my S H I N S were my K N E E S and so she started standing up taller and poor me is just rising up and im screaming "THATS NOT MY KNEES" LMAOAOAOO- π
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and THEN she spins around like she's supposed to and here I am with only my shins protecting me from falling on my head DID I MENTION SHE PUTS THE BLADE IN SHOULDER BLADE LIKE GIRL SHE WAS CUTTING INTO THE BACK OF MY LEGS π
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so T H E N I scream and fall off her because THATS the right way to do it π
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and then the teacher has this partnering thing that now I have to support her entire body in an airplane thing with my hurt legs π
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bro in the next class I legit couldnt feel my legs and I thought "yep thats gonna bruise tomorrow" and that was T W O days ago sooooo π€·ββοΈ π
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