The problem with political jokes is that they get elected

Mao, Brezhnev, and Reagan have all died and gone to heaven. They get an interview with the God and each wants to know the current state of affairs in their countries. Mao asks, "Who is leader of China today?" And God answers, "Xi Jinping, and China has gone capitalist." Mao cries bitterly. Next, Brezhnev asks, "Who is the leader of the USSR today?" God tells him that the USSR is dissolved and that Vladimir Putin is the leader of Russia. And Brezhnev cries. Finally, Reagan asks, "Who is the leader of the USA?" God ponders for a moment. And then God cries!