GRIM RANGE BLASTER!!!!!

Wir müssen in den 5. Weltkrieg kommen, damit Splatoon existieren kann

Google translate is being weird or i have no clue what that means

We must get to ww5 for Splatoon to exist

Ok so google translate was right. What the hell does that mean?

Uggghhhhh do you even Splatoon lore

OH WAIT I GET IT NEVERMIND. It's 9:43 for me i'm tired though i can't sleep

Lol

χρειαζόμαστε ένα γιγάντιο γαμημένο ξύλινο άλογο

I don’t speak Greek and my phone does not have that language available to translate

To bad for you mortal, may Zeus decide your fate

Greek gifs are jerks, I would say a different word but I do not want to

Greek gods are perverts (well Zeus)

Yes

Horse go burrrrrrrr

οι Ουκρανοί δεν θα περιμένουν Τρώες Ρώσους στο άλογο

I just used google translate and now I know what you said