Can be romance, but not nessarily (female only for romance)

Pump: Oh my gosh! Eliasyoudorealizeyourereallyfamous?!
Ron: And... that's why coffee's for grown-ups!

Elias: What do you mean I'm famous?

Ron: Everyone knows you. Pretty self explanatory.

Elias: But what for?

Pump: There's literally a whole book on you.

Elias: Show me

Pump: *pulls out the book*

Elias: What is it supposed to be about?

Pump: You.

Elias: What did I do though?

Pump: There's a signature here. "Written by..." The author's name is smudged out!

Elias: Why can't we break all the walls?

Pump: Elias, I will drill you in the face.

Elias: *coffee overload, actually breaks one of the walls of the coffee shop*

Barista: Your gonna have to pay for that.

Elias: Put it on my tab.

Pump: I hate everyone here.

Elias: An hour ago you loved me.

Pump: I didn't "love you". I was afraid of you!

Elais: Well in two day I'll know for sure

Pump: *unsmudges it* It says Ron!
Ron: *unsmudges it more* Ron... from Bob's Onslaught.

Elias: Liars. No more coffee for either of you.

Ron: I'm not lying. That's what it says.

Elias: That's not what I meant.

Pump: I'm not lying either.

Elias: What I meant was you lied about what it said. Anyway, where's Skid?

Pump: I'M NOT THE SPOOKY MONTH CHARACTER!

Elias: Oh, when who are you?

Pump: I'M AN OC BASED ON SONIC FORCES!
Ron: You made him break the 4th wall!

Elias: Did you write that and take your name out?

No more coffee for you.

Pump: No, no, I didn't.

Elias: Lies.

Pump: I really didn't.

Elias: Then who did?

Both: Guess we'll never know...

Elias: *looks up author of book on internal hard drive* You both wrote it.

Ron: What?

Elias: Don't lie to me *orders a copy*

Pump: For the millionth time, we didn't write it. I don't even like him.

DY: yeah can I get a uhhhhh….. coffee with coffee flavor

Elias: Imagine having plain coffee. Caramel Frappuccino for me please.

DY: bro it’s called an opinion you idiot
Have you home we heard of one?

"Hello."

Cloud: Hiiii!

Elias: Hello there. One Caramel Frappucino please.

(wait, Is Cloud the waitress? she can be)

(sure)

(ok) Cloud: Oki! One Caramel Frappucino, is that all? What size?

Elias: Large please, and a Chicken biscuit.

Cloud: Alrighty!

*she comes back with a Large Caramel Frappucino and a Chicken Buiscuit* Here ya go! Enjoy!

Elias: Thank you!

Cloud: Yeah! No problem! Lemme know if you need anything else!

Elias: I will