IM GOING TO SAVE SOME ALIENS

I hope Area 51 can summon Calamitas

I hope they can too :3

Yeah, so I can live with her
(After a fight they I hope I can survive)

LETS ALL BECOME INKLINGS AND OCTOS

YYAAAASSSS

But then... Aligator scarwy

Water scarwy

Water Scarwy

*casually disintegrates because it’s raining outside*

*Doesn't Casually disintegrate bc I chose to date Calamitas*

:<

I choose survival

You are a 40-year-old florida man

KAWEH!!!!

*melts*

Legend, that's before 1.5 so that's not canon anymore

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That's 5 years after Yharim's curse
In the Canon, it says that she's 513 years old

gold digger

It was on the same page!!!

youre still a gold digger lmao (okay im done)

What the f**k does that even mean!?!

Someone who marries an older person who is on their last leg and takes all their money when they die

I have no intentions for taking all her money

ok

Hopefully Area 51 can turn me into a real life inkling

If Area 51 can do that maybe they can make b o i exist