Josh's announcement temp v2.0

One of these, depends on my mood of the day

1. Walk away
2. film me discovering it, and either A) save your life and be dubbed a hero, or B) finish you off, bury you, then either C) leave or D) take myself out along with you while still filming

3. Kick the body and then leave

Oh or call 911

1: *blows up bc dynamite vest went off*

2A: (after recovering) *huggos*

2B: *blows up bc you shot a dynamite vest*

3: *still has energy to kill you with a pistol*

"What the fu-" (in this scenario I'd try to save your life)

(you succeed)

awwww tysm my lovely love *huggos*

:)

*it's a CoD match*

alright lets win together (same reaction irl as CoD)

*you shot a dynamite vest that blows up*

naw i hit the head loser

(not a part of scenario) based off of the meme it was a hit to the chest but ok den

(part of scenario) *dynamite vest goes off 0.369 seconds after being shot in the head*

is an action hero and therefore has plot armor, cannot die until the series finale

plot twist: it's a videogame

respawns and never goes where you're at

kinda boring playing CoD all day ngl *logs into beamng.drive*

drink a caprisun

*a dynamite vest goes off within 4 seconds*

*hands caprisun*dude turn that off drink a caprisun

Fortnite dance over your body

no. fortnite. allowed

*opens up shirt, revealing a bomb that goes off in 0.4 seconds*

get you to the hospital

(after recovery) tysm *huggos*

your welcome

Depends on if your organs are still intact

*organs still intact*

BLACK MARKET GET READY

*dynamite vest blows up*

btw, it's just a CoD match, not irl (you may remove the VR headset)

Ffs

try to find your arm to scratch my balls

me with both arms still attached to body:

i gotcha fam ;-)
now get me to an ER, fair trade for scratching your balls

"ok, first of all, mood"

actually it's a weird POV thing i made up lol

lets say it's a CoD match

*frantically calls 911*

RUN AWAY AND TAKE COVER NOW *911 has the location, so no need to worry*

*speed runs away*

free bacon

*no scopes you right in the head faster than light*

breh i had bacon

guess we're both f**ked. guess before i perish i could eat my last bacon

yea, but i dodged the bullet

*dynamite vest goes off*

*blocks

plot twist: it was just a CoD match

me irl: ehh, just a game am i right?

Yea lmao

Nothing your already f**ked

*without revealing, a bomb attached to me goes off. you realize what happened when you're in heaven (i'm a suicide bomber or whatever they're called)*