Hear ye! Hear ye!
This is an Official Announcement; I doth hereby announce that I formally and immediately doth declare this pandemic to be over. From this day forward thou shalt be afforded all comforts thou once claimed prior to said pandemic. I hereby make this proclamation solely on the fact that, anon, no one else is going to do it and as it is known by all the people throughout the land, it is about time. Henceforth, I banish the sorcerer, Anthony Fauci, to live amongst lepers and those afflicted by the black plague. The charlatan, Joseph Biden, shall be stripped of all of his mental faculties... oops... too late. He shalt then be required to clean the toilets amongst all of the Federal buildings in perpetuity.
