confused suction cup man

What the f**k?

Aelitinus: *collapses tower by jumping on it*

Suction cup man: YOU CANT KILL SUCTION CUP MAN, LOOK AT ME GO!

Writh: *angery*
Aerus: chill

Suction cup man: *flies away on a parachute*
I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU CAN BREAK A TOWER BUT I KNOW YOU’RE GONNA PAY FOR DAMAGE DUMBA**ES

Writh: Nuh-Uh-Uh.
You didn't say the magic word!
*blasts beam of Void at suction cup man*

(BRO STOP USING OVERPOWERED OCS ITS ACTUALLY ANNOYING, STOP.)

It's just quickly moving black liquid bro

you’re literally trying to ruin the whole theme of the rp

Koh: oh hi

Suction cup man: wait a sec, how the hell are you not mad?

Koh: oh I do this all the time it's fine

Suction cup man: oh cool

Koh: yep carry on

S irain: HEY WHAT THE F**K AR YOU DOING?!

Suction cup man: YOU GET MY POINT

S irain: I KNOW YOU HAVE A PARACHUTE IN THAT BACKPACK

Suction cup man: HOW THE HELL COULD I PARACHUTE ALL THE WAY TO THE OTHER SIDE OF EARTH?

S irain: YOU'LL FIND A WAY YOUR SUCTION CUP MAN AFTER ALL

Aelitinus: I can kick you hard enough to make that possible!

Suction cup man: I HAVE TO GO UP YOUR TOWER AND HAVE TK CLIMB DOWN

S irain: THAT THE DUMBEST REASON I EVER HEARD

Suction cup man: HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO CLIMB A TOWER WITH SUCTION CUPS?

S irain: YES I HAVE

Suction cup man: THEN YOU SHOULD KNOW DUMBA**

S irain: BUT STILL IF YOU WERE A GOOD CLIMBER YOU WOULD CLIMB THE HIGHEST TOWER AND THIS ISN'T THE HIGHEST TOWER

Suction cup man: I WILL

S irain: then do it!

Suction cup man: WHAT DO YOU THINK I’M JUST GONNA FALL DOWN AND FLY TO THE OTHER EARTH IN 2 SECONDS?!

S irain: other earth?

Suction Cup Man: CLIMBING UP YOUR TOWER DUMBA** WHAT ELSE DO YOU THINK I’M DOING?

S irain: WHY MY TOWER?!

Suction cup man: WHY NOT YOUR TOWER?!

S irain: YOUR SMUDGING MY WINDOWS!!

Suction cup man: I DONT GIVE A F***

S irain: F**K YOU MESSED UP THE REFERENCE TO SUCTION CUP MAN 1!!

Suction cup man: I DONT CARE I DK WHATEVER I WANT

S irain: BUT SERIOUSLY GET THE F**K OFF MY TOWER!!

SUCTION CUP MAN: I CANT DUMBA**

S irain: WHY NOT?!

FBI!Sans: oh great, it's suction cup man - HEY DO YOU MIND BREAKING IN TO MY NEIGHBOURS HOUSE AND GIVING ME MY DOG BACK THEY STOLE MY DOG AND NOW IM SAD

Suction cup man: WHAT THE HELL?! THOSE NEIGHBORS ARE PIECES OF S***
what’s their address

THEY'RE NEXT TO ME, YOU'RE CLIMBING AN APARTMENT YOU IDIOT

Suction cup man: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GET YOUR OWN DOG
*climbs up*

ok but not tnow

Suction cup man: ok

ok then what are you doing here

Suction cup man: climbing up your apartment idiot

cool, handle this *drops a boulder*

"The f**k-"

Suction cup man: F*** YOU I’M CLIMBING UP YOUR TOWET

*shrugs* "Eh, whatever."

Suction cup man: *keeps on climbing up*

*watches*

Suction cup man: wait you’re not gonna do anything?

"Do you...Want me to?"

Suction cup man: that sounds very weird

"So that's a no, right?"