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Bad joke time :D | I like my partners how I like my coffee; ANYTHING BUT STRAIGHT | image tagged in coffee | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
299 views 34 upvotes Made by Jellu 2 years ago in LGBTQ
51 Comments
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1 up, 2y,
3 replies
I like my men like I like my grapes
25 at a time
0 ups, 2y
Ayo what the f**k
0 ups, 2y
Oop-
0 ups, 2y
ayo-
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
I like my women how I like my wine
Sitting in a cellar until someone wants then
0 ups, 2y
O_O
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0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
what is straight coffee
0 ups, 2y
You don't put anything in it
No milk, sugar, cream, nothin. Just coffee.
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
I like my men how I like my ice cream

Tough af
0 ups, 2y
Cool
[deleted] M
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
I like coffee like how I like my men.

The f**k away from me.

But I like my women how I like my tea with milk.

Hot, smooth and sweet.
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Nice
But how do you like your enbys?
[deleted] M
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Same way I like my tea with milk.
Aha-
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Oh okay-
[deleted] M
0 ups, 2y,
2 replies
Yep.
I'm omni after all...I have my preferences.
And women, female aligned individuals, enbies (like myself), and gender neutral individuals happen to be folk I'm into.
1 up, 2y,
2 replies
Not to be pedantic... but how are you omni if you want men to stay "the f**k away" from you?
[deleted] M
2 ups, 2y,
1 reply
I can't explain that-
I'm awful at explaining stuff but I can say that I just don't want someone to "Oh you should go out with this guy" it's yea..... it's not something I can explain.
I don't mind being friends with guys but in a dating sense? No thanks...
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
I'm 100% not telling you what to be or how to feel - I'm not inside your head and you obviously know best. So please don't see this as me trying to change your mind or "knowing better". But to me what you're describing sounds like neptunic. Maybe I just don't understand what sets you apart from that definition and to you it's painfully obvious. 🙈 Is it ok if I'm curious?
[deleted] M
2 ups, 2y
It's fine if your curious. I'm glad you asked.
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
My thoughts exactly but seeing her explanation, i undsrstand it more
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0 ups, 2y
*understand
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Coolio
I was asking 'cause I'm a fellow enby, and I really didn't expect that
[deleted] M
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Ah, I see.
Well then.
I may be omni but then again some days I can be aroace.
It's complex but...hey...I'm not gonna explain somethings....Like my tagline.
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Coolio
[deleted] M
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
I had to make my tagine a reference to just the stuff that I hope I'll be able to get a job in.
And that being Sound Engineering.
Because hey, microphones have polar patterns and....there's one called Omnidirectional, which since omni is Greek for all and we all know what Omnisexual means...so....Yea...
Bad explanation there but at least I tried.
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
I think the explanation is fine
I mean, I understood it
[deleted] M
1 up, 2y
I mean.....I can't really explain anything but I'm glad that my little omni joke is understood...this...this pleases the Ultimate Music Technician, that is I-
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0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
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0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
0 ups, 2y,
2 replies
Nothing, its just hard to be in a straight relationship if your nonbinary
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0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Looking back at the comments i deleted, i honestly kind of cringe at the mistake i made this day
Its just sometimes i get offended a bit more easily than other times and i apologize for what i said these 6 days ago and like i already said, i cringe at the fact i was a snowflake right here and i apologize
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
It honestly wasn't that bad, it was just kinda confusing. I really appreciate your apologizing though! (especially since not a lot of people recognize what they've done or want to apologize for it, so your pretty cool for doing that)
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0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Yeah, i just ended up cringing at my comments so i thought i'd apologize for them
Friends?
1 up, 2y,
2 replies
Sure!
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0 ups, 2y
^^
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0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Btw what are your preferred pronouns?
I just wanna know so i don't accidentally dehumanize or misgender you
0 ups, 2y,
2 replies
Oh mine are they/them
What about you?
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
He/him
^^
1 up, 2y
:D
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0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
1 up, 2y
cool
:D
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0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
How what?
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Yes they are.
I can't be in a straight relationship because a straight relationship is between a man and a women, and I am neither.
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0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
0 ups, 2y,
2 replies
Okay, so first of all my gender identity is nonbinary, but my sex is female. Second of all, why would you ask that? Thats not something that is necessary.
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0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
0 ups, 2y
'babies' are not necessary.
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0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
0 ups, 2y
k then
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