no erp, no joke oc's, keep sfw, and enjoy!

Aesieltus-B: "Universe 94. Still not Hallownest."
Aesieltus-A: "Someone just got thrown into a wall. We should help them!"

Person: i-

Aesieltus-B: "How about we just do some hand-to-hand combat? One-on-one? Make it a bit easier for you?"

Person: sure....

Aesieltus-B: "You're still gonna get absolutely destroyed either way."

Person: I threw that weak @ss into a wall. what makes you think you can beat me

Aesieltus-B: "I kill gods."

Person: still. you are weak

*Aesieltus-B pulls out a spinning sawblade and hold it in his hand*
Aesieltus-B: "You sure?"

Person: *takes off running*

*Aesieltus-B wheezes, watching them run*

Person: weak little sh!t
???: *half conscious*

*Aesieltus-B points his weapon at the person that just spoke*
Aesieltus-B: *in distorted voice* "STAND BACK! I'M WARNING YA!"

Person: make me

*Aesieltus-B pulls out a pitch-black gun*
Aesieltus-A: "B!"

Person: *trembles*

Aesieltus-A: "Mate, you oughta start running now. B's a fierce foe, an outstanding warrior. He killed a kingdom, you know."

Person: I-I’m not scared of you

*Aesieltus-A pulls out a 2.34 meter long sword-like weapon*
*The weapon is half pitch black and half pure white*
Aesieltus-A: "You sure?"

Person: n-no…..

Aesieltus-A: "If you're scared, then LEAVE."

???: El

Aesieltus-B: "It's nice to meet you, El."

El: pleasure

Person: I’m not scared

Aesieltus-B: "Well, I can kill a god. You're not a god. Not even close. I can tell. I've killed hundreds of gods..."

Person: I-I’m not scared

*Aesieltus-B starts approaching the person*

Person: *doesnt move*

*Aesieltus-B continues getting closer*

Person: *trembles a little*

Aesieltus-B: "Hit me. I dare you."

Person; *throws a punch*

*Aesieltus-B catches it*

???: *comes to*

Aesieltus-B: "?"

???: h-huh.....whats going on?

Aesieltus-A: "There was somebody attacking you."
*the sawblade gets stuck in Aesieltus-B's arm*

???: oh....

Aesieltus-A: "B scared them though. They were scared of a fist fight with a person holding a spinning sawblade in their hand."

???: cant blame them

Aesieltus-A: "B holds sawblades like that lot."

???: makes sense

Aesieltus-B: "I sometimes flex by putting a rotating sawblade on one finger and holding it like that with my eye closed while walking around for 20 minutes straight."

???: *concern*

Aesieltus-A: "Believe me, he's telling the truth. I've seen it myself."

???: that seems like a problem

Aesieltus-A: "How is it a problem?"

???: nevermind

Aesieltus-B: "Back in Hallownest, there are people who can shoot fire out of their hands."

???: I’m a telekinetic

Aesieltus-B: "Nice."

???: who are you

Aesieltus A and B: "We're Aesieltus. What's your name?"

???; *still out cold*

Aesieltus-A: *approaches the figure*

???: *le out*

*Aesieltus-A taps them on the shoulder*

???; *doesn’t respond*

Aesieltus-A: *puts his hand on the figure's forehead*

*she feels warm, but you notice she is still breathing*

Aesieltus-A: "B, they're still alive."
*Aesieltus-B writes that down in a stone journal*

???; *groans and shifts*

Aesieltus-B: "I think they're just asleep."