TODAY IS SATURDAY; WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO THIS WEEKEND? WELL TONIGHT, YOU'RE GOING TO WATCH SOME BASKETBALL. THEN TOMMOROW, WHICH IS A SUNDAY, COMES. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TOMMOROW? WELL, YOU'RE GOING TO STAY HOME FROM CHURCH BECAUSE OF COVID. YOU'RE GOING TO WATCH THE RED CARPET ON E!. THEN, THE WEEKEND IS OVER. AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WHEN THE WEEKEND IS OVER? WELL, YOU'RE GOING TO CELEBRATE THAT IT HAS BEEN A YEAR SINCE I RECYCLED MY "DIARY OF A PIGLIN" BOOKS.