Week 1:
Lesson:
Rena: You can't even make it past the tutorial? Come on man!
MJ:
Hope you like Michael Jackson, cause you're gonna be hearing his songs a lot.
Rickroll: Hope you like getting Rickrolled, cause you're gonna be Rickrolled a lot.
Virtual: Hope you like Gorillaz, cause if you don't beat this soon, you'll be hearing nothing but Gorillaz!
Geisha: You know this song is ranked number 15 in the top 15 hardest DDR charts, right?
Beautiful: Your girlfriend's very beautiful, but how bout you break up with her and start dating me instead?
Revolution: Hope you like mods, cause you're gonna be playing most of them.
A-ha: TAAAAAAAAAAAAKE ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Week 2:
Ska:
Emi: This song is from the original beatmania, I was expecting you to lose.
Horatio: Hope you like losing health, cause you saw what happened.
Uh: Wow, you beat my daughter and you can't even play THIS spam chart?
Week 3:
300:
Rage: Can't time your stops, huh?
Unlimited: JUST GHOST TAP THE STOP, IT'S NOT THAT HARD.
Sakura: To be fair, this is rather difficult.
Legend: If you can pass this, you earn the title of Legend... of MAX.
Survivor-MAX: You're not a survivor, and your name definitely isn't MAX.
Week 4:
Dance Dance Revolution:
Yuni: So you can FNF, but you can't DDR?
Week 5:
CANDY:
Naoki: NMR, I don't think he's played DDR as much as us.
NMR: Me neither.
Week 6:
Butterfly:
Emi: You can't even beat the Gameboy songs, and they're easy!
Dub-I-Dub: Your syllables are a little of, it's pronounced DOOB-E-DOOB, not DUB-I-DUB
Boom Boom Dollar: I just wanna go back to playing DDR A.