can we sing the real slim shady

May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please

will the real slim shady please stand up I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up

We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all acting like you never seen a white person before jaws on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door

And started whooping her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwing her over furniture

its the rutern of the" no way youre kidding. he dint just say what i think he did did he?"

And Dr. Dre said nothing, you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!

heh! these women love eminem. chickachicka slim shady im sicka him, walkin around, grabbin his youknowwhat, flippin to you know who

Yeah, but he's so cute though!
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

But it’s no worse than what’s goin on in your parents bedroom