MOTHER:
I KNOW I CAN COUNT ON YOU TO DIRTY THE KITCHEN FLOOR. I ALREADY CLEAN IT TWICE; ME:
IDENTIFING WEAKNESS IN ARGUMENT; ME:
WHY DID YOU CLEAN THE FLOOR TWICE. CLEARLY YOU CAN'T COUNT. YOU KNOW EVERYONE IS ALLOWED TO BE STUPID ONCE BUT YOU HAVE GOT A LOT OF ONCES. EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
