Gay stick for gay shit

Wack me daddy (I’m joking 👀)

*moans spectacularly as he whacks them*

LMAO

Hit me baby one more time!

[The Gay Stick]
☆+infinity gae magic damage☆
|This stick looks like nothing special but if you use it to bonk someone, it turns someone gae.
If you bonk someone who already is gae.
Then their rainbow power levels increase|

YESSS

If I ever make an RPG game, expect that item to be there.

Yasss

*smug decent programmer noises*

I don't know what the f**k I did
My mum gave me an empty foil tube to do stuff with and I immediately thought GAY STICK

You've probably given me inspiration for an RPG game item.
But hey, why have normal imagination when you can have imaGAEnation.

Can I also put that on an announcement template?

Yea, feel free to quote me if you want.

You're the most quotable person I know

Aha, well I'm glad about that- Cause I'm finally being quoted.

*Hits it on him*

Wait... Nothing changed

Hit homophobes with it.

I get to beat up my sociology teacher

Yesss

if i were to make a game related to the hunger games game, like what The-Lunatic-Cultist said, this will, 100000% be there

*beats homophobes*

yessss

It will make them decompose

Noice

Hit the homophobes with it!
T u r n t h e m g a y

Yesss

why is this getting so many f**king upvotes its just a s t i c k lmao

c o o l s t i c k

G a e

someone named craig: homophobic opinion me : dont make me hit you with the gay stick, craig

Do you wanna keep your homophobic opinion or do you wanna keep your kneecaps?

hahahahahaha

lool

I f*cking hate Craig’s >:

sadly i was going to use greg but thought craig sonded worse. close call lol

Craigs are the mortal enemies of Gregs

*david attenborough voice*

I CAN IMAGINE THAT AND I LOVE IT

is this you

Yeah ofc

ok

TURN THE HOMOPHOBES G A Y

be gay do crime

Y e s

i meant selfphobic