Gay stick for gay shit

Wack me daddy (I’m joking 👀)

*moans spectacularly as he whacks them*

LMAO

[The Gay Stick]
☆+infinity gae magic damage☆
|This stick looks like nothing special but if you use it to bonk someone, it turns someone gae.
If you bonk someone who already is gae.
Then their rainbow power levels increase|

YESSS

If I ever make an RPG game, expect that item to be there.

Yasss

*smug decent programmer noises*

I don't know what the f**k I did
My mum gave me an empty foil tube to do stuff with and I immediately thought GAY STICK

You've probably given me inspiration for an RPG game item.
But hey, why have normal imagination when you can have imaGAEnation.

Can I also put that on an announcement template?

Yea, feel free to quote me if you want.

You're the most quotable person I know

Aha, well I'm glad about that- Cause I'm finally being quoted.

Hit homophobes with it.

Yesss

I get to beat up my sociology teacher

*Hits it on him*

Wait... Nothing changed

Hit me baby one more time!

someone named craig: homophobic opinion me : dont make me hit you with the gay stick, craig

Do you wanna keep your homophobic opinion or do you wanna keep your kneecaps?

lool

hahahahahaha

I f*cking hate Craig’s >:

sadly i was going to use greg but thought craig sonded worse. close call lol

Craigs are the mortal enemies of Gregs

*david attenborough voice*

I CAN IMAGINE THAT AND I LOVE IT

why is this getting so many f**king upvotes its just a s t i c k lmao

TURN THE HOMOPHOBES G A Y

i meant selfphobic

be gay do crime

Y e s

if i were to make a game related to the hunger games game, like what The-Lunatic-Cultist said, this will, 100000% be there

Luke, the holder of the gay stick
Has the ability to turn anyone gay

Yess

c o o l s t i c k

G a e

*beats homophobes*

yessss

It will make them decompose

Noice

Hit the homophobes with it!
T u r n t h e m g a y

Yesss