ME: IF THE GUY HADN'T STOLEN MY CAR, I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO SHOOT IT AND BLOW IT UP, STARTING A FOREST FIRE AND KILLING HIM, AND I WOULD STILL HAVE MY CAR, MEANING I WOULDN'T BE RUNNING FROM THE STORM ON FOOT! MY FRIEND: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU PLAYED FORTNITE; ME: WHAT'S FORTNITE?
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