You want an ass whooping?!

yes please~

because

I thought you liked women

im bisexual~

Idk what that means

it means I like boys and girls

Oh…*runs*

*tackle*

I said I already have gf
So I’m taken
Find someone else

hmmmm nahhhhh *lick* uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu

Noh
*unexists*

then ill f**k your gf uwu

D o n t t o u t c h m y g f

hmmm is it waffles~

Ye

hehehehehehe

No sex allowed
Is illegal

who said I would have sex, I would kiss her uwu

*wiggles out*
No
I already have gf

hehehheehehehehehhehe *cuddle* :3

Oh..
Wait I’m the only one who kisses her
I will only allow one thing

lol

Wdym perhaps do you have boobs or not

The only thing I allow is boob touching
….you do have boobs right?

perhaps

*stab*
Nah

;-;