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She asked you if you have a cigarette wdyd | no military

She asked you if you have a cigarette wdyd | no military | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
781 views 11 upvotes Made by anonymous 3 years ago in Role_Play
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Malcolm: "Yeah, here you go." *he hands her a cigarette*
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maxine: *not paying attention*
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Malcolm: *Mutters something to himself*
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maxine: hm?
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Malcolm: "Nothing!"
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maxine: liar
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Malcolm: "It's not important"
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maxine: tell or i can make you tell
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Malcolm: "You can't make me do something I don't want to do."
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maxine: trust me i can. why do you think the CIA wants me? they don't look for murderers.
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Malcolm: "Fair point."
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maxine: Mama said that it was quite alright
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Malcolm: "Our kind of people had a bed for the night"
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maxine: exactly. tell
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Malcolm: "I was just...i'll tell you later"
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maxine: mhm...
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Malcolm: *Gets up and goes to the kitchen* "Do you want any food while I'm in here?"
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maxine: do you have green apples?
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Malcolm: "Yup, can you catch?"
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maxine: ofc
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Malcolm: "Good, cause I can't throw." *tosses an apple at her*
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maxine: *leans forward to catch it and bites into it* no you really cant
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Malcolm: *smiles and comes back with a glass of milk*
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maxne: *tossing the apple in the air and catching it*
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Malcolm: *stares at a picture of two kids*
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maxine: *not looking where he is* who are they
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Malcolm: "Well, one of them is me..and the other one was my best friend"
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maxine: *looks at the picture and stares* dead?
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Malcolm: "Yup"
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maxine: hm. *tosses the finished apple up and it dissapears*
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Malcolm: "Not a day goes by that I don't think about him."
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maxine: that sucks,
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Malcolm: "Yeah, it was his fault though"
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maxine: whatever it is ur muttering
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Malcolm: "I didn't say anything"
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maxine: you're lying
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Malcolm: "If I didn't say it loud enough for someone to hear, it wasn't important"
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maxine: sureee
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Malcolm: *looks back at the tv*
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maxine: *watches*
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Malcolm: *hums a song quietly*
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maxine: *starts paying attention to him humming*
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Malcolm: *closes his eyes*
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maxine: thanks
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Malcolm: "No problem."
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maxine: *smoke*
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Malcolm: "So, whatcha doin around here?"
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maxine: dipped school, ppl chasing after me, everyday things.
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Malcolm: "Ah, makes sense."
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maxine: yah
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Malcolm: "Do you need a place to hide?"
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maxine: yes
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Malcolm: "Well I'm going to my place, you can follow me if you want."
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maxine: ohh
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Malcolm: "Yeah, I'm 19 with no health problems. I could be drafted."
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maxine: ...huh. im 17 i wont have that problem
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Malcolm: "Lucky. I've seen so much violence that I would hate to be in war."
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maxine: i'd like it
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Malcolm: "I'm sure you would."
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maxine: *smiles*
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Malcolm: *says something under his breath*
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maxine: stop ya muttering say it louder
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Malcolm: "Say what louder?"
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???: thanks dude
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Malcolm: "No problem, you got a name?"
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???: no.
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Malcolm: "Ok, see ya."
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???: names maxine
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Malcolm: "I'm Malcolm."
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maxine: i know
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Malcolm: *lights a cigarette and smokes it.* "You need a light?"
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maxine: yes
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Malcolm: "Tosses her his lighter* "Here ya go."
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maxine: *stares at him*
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Malcolm: *stops, opens his eyes, realizes that she was looking at him, and looks away in embarrassment*
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maxine: wait no it was pretty
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Malcolm: "Really?"
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maxine: yes
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Malcolm: "I've always been insecure about singing in front of people, even though I love to sing"
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maxine: its really good
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Malcolm: "Who's your favorite artist?"
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maxine: uhm... im not sure if i want to say. his name isn't very socially excepted
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Malcolm: "I honestly don't care about politics, but if you don't want to say it you don't have to"
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mxine: oh cool
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Malcolm: *starts walking away*
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maxine: *follows*
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Malcolm: *Walks to a small house and walks in*
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maxine: *following*
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Malcolm: "Welcome to Casa Malcolm. I know it's not much, but it's home"
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maxine: disney much? hehe
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Malcolm: "Whatever. Make yourself at home, there's food and drinks in the fridge, and you can watch tv if you want."
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maxine: alright. *sits down on the couch*
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Malcolm: "Soo...who are ya hidin from?"
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maxine: how?
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Malcolm: "He stuck his nose in business that wasn't his, someone whacked him one day after eating dinner"
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maxine: oh
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Malcolm: "Yeah, thats what happens when you grow up on the streets I guess" *wipes his right eye*
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maxine: sorry
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Malcolm: "Eh, it's ok" *he gets up and goes back to the kitchen*
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maxine: *follows*
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Malcolm: *is looking out the window*
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maxine: you alright
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Malcolm: *nods* "I thought I heard someone outside"
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maxine: CIA, FBI, my school, my parents, and.....i think that's it
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Malcolm: "Should I be concerned about the first two?"
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maxine: prolly
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Malcolm: "Cool. Soo...you got a story?"
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maxine: how much time i got?
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Malcolm: "Well, I have no friends which means I have no plans. Take as long as you need."
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maxine: i ran away at 4 years old. i killed the rest of my family but couldnt get to my parents. no one has been able to find me since. I commited 1st degree at age 3. I still went to school bc they thought the murder was 30 not 3. or, now, 16. I ran away cos i didnt want to take a test that would reveal my identity. so you need to keep your trap shut or i'll kill you too.
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Malcolm: "Trust me, where I come from, snitches get a bullet in the back of the head. Your secret is safe with me."
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maxine: good
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Malcolm: *Turns the tv on to the news*
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mazine: why thank you
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Malcolm: *nods and turns on the tv*
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maxine: *watches*
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Malcolm: "Ukraine or Russia?"
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maxine: ive got family in ukraine
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Malcolm: "That's cool"
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maxine: kinda yeah
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Malcolm: "I just hope there isn't a draft"
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maxine: a what?
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Malcolm: "When the government gets really desperate for an army, they will "draft" all eligible people, from ages 18 to I think...27, maybe"
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maxine: Lil Darkie. Specifically Rap Music and Haha
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Malcolm: "That's cool"
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maxine: mhm
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Malcolm: *starts humming the song again*
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maxine: *smiling*
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Malcolm: "Do you know who Lucas Graham is?"
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maxine: ofc
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Malcolm: "Do you know his song Mama Said?"
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maxine: yeah
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Malcolm: *singing* "When mama said that it was ok!"
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maxine: oh alright
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Malcolm: "Imma go take a shower, as long as you don't burn the house down, idk what you do" *walks out*
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maxine: no promises
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Malcolm: *laughs*
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maxine: *smiles and goes to sit down*
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Malcolm: *Turns on the water*
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*5 minutes later*
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Malcolm: *walks back in and sits down*
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maxine: that was fast
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Malcolm: "Yeah, I didn't want you to be lonely."
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