you had ONE job Nokia

I had one of those. It was pretty rugged. That one must have been used to stop a falling elevator or an out-of-control roller coaster or something.

you cannot break nokia, so that can't be nokia must be some other phone

They used offbrand obamium

i guess the obamium in that thing was just copper

damn offbrands

Dude it isn’t unbreakable

Just like your bond with someone