my desk is made of wood and the wood is pretty hard

My dick

*takes off all my clothes*
now if you try attacking me you’re going to f**k my ass or f**k my pussy
or you might go in between my titties but EHHHHH

Prepare to cuddle a-

AAAHHH you're not spire *homes to her puzzy*

f*gola.
*walks to my car and gets ready for the long drive back to my house in reno*

Zamn you can't get boys even by stripping can ya?

You must be built weird

whatever
*keeps driving to reno*

Well good keep going

*turns around and steals your pants and keeps going*

*instantaneously blows your car up*

you blew up joe’s car idiot

And you @ same time (joe's car respawns, but you don't)

i shall now refer you to the title of this image

So i'm hard?

are you?

Oml don't do the horny to me

Nope, no no nonononono (ascends)

okay

(Ascends faster)

bye

*starts flying right at you with homing*

please put your dick away

Ok (retracts dick inside me)

*flies faster, homing still active*

my car is explosion proof specifically because of this

Whrn you find out how that one complicated af BeamNG.Drive mod works

Sure

my desk is pretty hard
i slammed my hand on it and it’s solid

A rock is also pretty hard

yeah
they are

Am I beautiful?

The thing in your pants.
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the cheat sheet to that hard History test.

history isn’t hard, math is

nah history is a pain in the rear

I agree

Fr
History just boring af

Oh my God stop being relatable guys

water

no
water is wet

Yk what else is wet

snow is pretty wet once it melts
but it’s water

Naw I'm talking abt smth a lil closer to the human body

spit

N a w w w w w w
It's on the lower half :)

my legs that i keep f**king hitting against everything
they bleed a lot

a carbon nanotube

is it?

yes

okay

Ice can be hard
Rock is hard
Metal is hard
(Almost) All Minerals are hard