MR INCREDIBLE BECOMING UNCANNY; YOU'RE JUST PLAYING MINECRAFT; YOU HEAR A KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR; IT'S YOUR FATHER AND HE HAS A BELT; AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S DRUNK; YOU CAN TELL BY HIM HAVING A WINE BOTTLE IN HIS HAND; HE THROWS IT AT YOU; YOU ALMOST DIE; AT THIS POINT YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE GOING TO DIE; HE KILLS YOU, BUT YOU DIDN'T GO TO HEAVEN; YOU WENT TO HELL AND YOUR FUNERAL IS FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET