(no op ocs) FUNI TORD HAHAHAHAHH)

Among us: S U S

Tord: The f**k are you...?

Among us: Sussy baka

Tord: ... I DON'T SPEAK WEEB.

Among us: YOU ARE SUS

Tord: W-what does that even mean...?

Among us: Im am the imposter (pulls out knife)

Tord: Bro, I could get in this house, and get into my giant ass tordbot, and f**king squish you...

Among us: (starts running to you)

Tord: (get out gun) Nope.

Among us: (dies because why not)
(all of a sudden a random man pulls up)
???: ayo tord hows it goin

Tord: What, a man?

???: Names minus
i got a question...what are you doing here?

Tord: Nothi- wait... do you know who Rondu is...?

Minus: Yeah...why?

Tord: Huh... nevermind...

Minus:...ok?

Tord: *tries to unlock the door*

Minus: (breaks door down)

TORD; OH F**K, NO!

Minus: dont worry i can replace it now cmon

Tord: IT HAS TO BE REPLACED QUICK, THEY'LL COME BACK AT ANYTIME

Minus: just walk inside and ill replace it

Erin: Oh ok. *He lights a cig*

Tord: *starts to try to break in*

Erin: What the f**k

Tord: *gets the door opened* heheh

Erin: OI!

Tord: *turns around, looks at Erin surprised, then slams the door shut*

Erin: What the hell are you doing?

Tord: GAH. (closes blinds)

Erin: ….

Tord: (left a window open) heh. *tries to unlock Tom's door*

Erin. *Tackles him* BURGLAR

Tord: *grabs his gun* ...

Erin: *Pulls out a knife*

Tord: *holds gun up at Erin* ...

Erin: *Slaps it away*

Tord: Heh, I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Erin: ….

Tord: *quickly grabs his gun back up* *puts finger on trigger* Don't make me do this...

Erin: *Slashes his gun in half*

???: Harp- TORD?!?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
Tord: Hello, Tom.
Tom: WHO IS THIS, WHY DO YOU HAVE A GUN?!!?

Erin: Yo.

Edd; TORD! WELCOME, follow me!
Tom: w-what...?

Erin: What the…

Matt: Who are you...? (looks at erin)

Erin: Oh, I’m Erin.

Matt: Oh! Nice to meet you! *smiles, then walks into the living room*

Erin: Nice to meet you as well! *Takes off his backpack and pulls out an entire f**king cooler* Juice anyone? I also have tea and lemonade.

Matt: WOAH.

Erin: I also have soda. *Looks at Edd* I have a feeling you like cola. *Passes a cola to Edd*

Edd: Whoa, how did you know...?

*Flashback* Erin: *Looks in Edd’s room* Jeez, he really likes cola. *End of flashback* Erin: Uhh… lucky guess?

Matt: OOO, will I be more hot? Wait, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, I'M ALREADY SUPER HOT HAHAHA

Erin: Oki dokie…. *Backs away and out the room* I had a gift for Tom, but he’s gone sooo…

Edd: *gets up* Huh, yeah, where did he go...?

Erin: Good question. I’ll find Tord as well. *Looks for Tord*

(the ground starts shaking) HAHAHA I'M UNSTOPPABLE! (thats tord in tordbot btw)

Erin: WHAT THE HELL?!

Edd: Hehe, yeah, I guess.

Erin: Anyways, who’s hungry? *Pulls out a pizza box that’s still warm* This one is pepperoni I think.

Edd: How do you have all THAT in your backpack? (by this time, tom snuck out, cuz he got angry at Tord)

Erin: I can’t tell you that. But would you like… a gallon of cola? *He pulls out a gallon bottle of cola*

Edd: Oh...my...gosh...it's....beautiful! *starts crying in happiness*

Erin: Are you… okay? Did someone chop onions?

Edd: N-no, IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

Erin: *Puts it on the ground* Well, it’s there for when you’re gonna drink it.

Edd: *grabs it an hugs it while crying, whispering, "It's beautiful"*

Erin: Please let go of me… no offense, but you’re hurting me.

Edd: o-okay *then hugs the cola, crying and whispering that it's beautiful*

Erin: Weird… Anyways, I have a gift for Matt as well!

Matt: Oooo, what is it! Tell me! wait, lemme guess, no TELL ME, wait, i wanna guess, NO TELL MEE

Erin: *He facepalms and pulls out a giant mirror from his backpack* For your room.

Matt: OH...MY...! *looks at himself in the mirror for a while*

Erin: *Drags it into his room*

Matt: Wow, I'm looking good like usual, hehehe.

Erin: You can also go to alternate dimensions with it.