Our Ticket will be this (manifesto coming soon:
F1Fan: President
FidelWeedSmooker: Vice President
SurlyKong69: Head of Congress (unless he’s running a fake campaign)
League_Of_Jay: Head of Senate
And if elected, here’s my cabinet:
Pollard: Sec of State
General_Daniels: Sec of Defence
SurlyKong69 (if not elected): Attorney General
better_call_sloth: Head Banker
SuGaS: Stream Moderator (pending Congress approval)