(joke ocs and bambi allowed)

Cade: hey, mind if I join? *he pulls out dual miniguns*

Sanford: Uhm.... you may not be able to... help... with Tricky...though.

Cade: Tricky? You mean the weird clown behind you

Deimos: you're joking... right....? RIGHT....???

Cade: yeah, I’m just f**kin with ya. But he’s immortal, right? How would you defeat him

Sanford: Uhm... actually, I don't know...

Cade: *sighs while facepalming* why does it always feel like me and rye are the only Nevadans who aren’t mindless grunts who think about violence all the time

Deimos: We don't ALWAYS think of violence.

blobie:look. i didnt know i got here...
*blobie pulls out a sword and a random machine gun he got from the trolge war in the cyan_offical stream*
blobie:but i have a solution to help you.

gorden: just leves

Deimos: ok

ands gives molotov

Deimos: N I C E B U S T E R

and a strange key it says gun crate

Deimos: Nice, buckarooski.

then you see me go to a potal to zen but u follow

Maro: pognops bonted 🐬🐬🐬🐬😡🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬

Sanford: The f**k...?
Deimos: bonnops pogted

Writh: *pulls out his massive nail*
"Guns are for MODERN VESSELS! We all know i'm for that medieval weaponry and SOUL."

FBI!Sans: yeah, finally, joke oc's are allowed - uh, sorry bout that, 4th wall - anyway WHAT ARE IS DOING

Deimos: We are doing the EPIK
Sanford: We're gonna kill Tricky.

W

mitan: *hands up* please put the guns down

Deimos: Chill! We were not gonna shoot YOU.

mitan: and I was not worry about you look behind you

Deimos: Don't tell me Tricky is behind us...

mitan: zombie clown yes

Auditor: …

Deimos: Oh, HI Auditor!

Auditor: Oh hello there!

Sanford: ... deimos...
Deimos: What're you doin' here?

Auditor: Walking, you know.

Deimos: (do you know Dee?) *XD*

Auditor: (ha ha, deez nuts, that’s what your mother saw last night) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Deimos:

Auditor: (hehe)

Deimos: LOOK AT U
THAT ARE U >:(

Auditor: uhh hank I think i broke your deimos

Deimos: Nice. *light a cigarette*
Sanford: *points a gun at Auditor* WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
Deimos: DUDE, CHILL!!!

Auditor: It’s fine. Go ahead Sanford.

Hank: Hey- Oh hey, Auditor.

Auditor: Hey.

Hank: Wait, you here to kill us...? or...

Auditor: Nah, I still need you for Nexus 3/Madcom 12

Deimos: (pst, hey auditor)

Hank: Ugh, shit, I need food, who wants some...?
Sanford: me.

Auditor: (what)

Hank: Oh, alright... uh... where's Tricky...?

Auditor: God knows.

Deimos: Huh...
Tricky: Hi
Deimos: Oh hi, we need to kill you
Tricky: lol nope *walks away*
Hank: Eh, why bother...

Auditor: *shrug*

Sanford: :/
Deimos: :/
Hank: :/
Deimos: What do we even do now...?

Auditor: :/

Hank: No, he's always like that
Deimos: U UGLY SCP TATO >:(

Auditor: Flamingo references huh? “Still chill still chill still chill”

Deimos: YES, FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME >:D HAH TAKE THAT SANFORD

Auditor: get noob

DEIMOS: GET NOOOB SANFORD
Hank: OH GOD, NOW WE HAVE TWO IDIOTS!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT!!

Auditor: I can stop if you want

Hank: YES, GET THE VOICES OUT OF MY HEAD, F**K, MAN :(

Auditor: Okay.