Scumbag Minecraft

100 dogs

Odd but sure. I actually have a small room full of them

No you need one for every important place as a guard dog
Also it’s funny to see a dog protecting something everywhere you go

True that

Specifically so that you can have a food source if your farm is destroyed by a creeper.

N-no

y-YES

If it is a base then; nether portal, defense system, sniper tower, Map wall, 12 dogs, a super smelter, elytra case, camouflaged house, chimney, and last but not least: some bitches

All done except for sniper tower (My base is at y300 so I think it qualifies in and of itself.) and that last part. Um what? I don’t have anyone else on it

a tunnel for escaping from that friend that betrayed the peace treaty

I’m in the sky. I don’t know how to do sky tunnels. Or do I make a secret path?

glass bridge maybe?

Sure

is a farm a basic

Hmm… When you live where I do I wouldn’t say so. The Sky about a forest is pretty harsh.

then a snow farm

Self loathing and depression from your friends leaving you

I would put that in the things in every Minecraft base

A sky base

Too late. Is Y300 high enough?

Ig