THERE ARE FOUR KINGS IN EVERY DECK OF CARDS. AND WHILE THEY ALL LOOK SIMILAR, THE KING OF HEARTS IS THE ONLY ROYAL FELLOW WHO DOESN'T HAVE A MUSTACHE. ACCORDING TO THE GUARDIAN, THE SO-CALLED "SUICIDE KING" (WHO EARNED HIS NAME BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S STABBING HIMSELF IN THE HEAD WITH A SWORD) WASN'T ALWAYS BARE-FACED. HE MISTAKENLY LOST HIS FACIAL HAIR IN A REDESIGN. CHOKE ON THIS BY SENSES FAIL
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