No joke/Bambi/ op ocs/ humanoid preferably.. This is a what if scenario, as part of my what if series. So nothing that happens i

Elias: What
s going on here?

-the two are fighting with remarkable speed-

(k so this like...a big ol' battle rp?)

Elizabeth:truly he is.

Jack: Look I don't give a shit about you woman! Just let me do my shit* turns around and makes direct eye contact with the moon*.......shit.....

Elizabeth; I AM NOT A HAG!

Jack: well get used to it, he is your child..Also I have shit to do so lets speed this tf up!

-aidan bashes your head with his cane- hush, we all have something to do, and your the one who interrupted.

Jack: Oh I don't know aiden, maybe because I SAW YOU FIGHTING YOUR DAMN MOM?!

Aidan:And? This witch could use a good throttle!

Jack: bruh.....it is your mama! wether you like it or not, without that bitch, you wouldn't exist

Aidan:I bet she's just some doppelganger! No way my mother could be this.. s**t! My mother is a responsible, kind, and nuturing woman!

She looks like a genderswap of you bro...stop the denial

Doplganger I say! Lalalalala cannot hear you! -aidan covers his ears-

Jack: Child..

Jack: SHUT UP!

Jack: You look destined to be that f**ker that gives out 25c Succ and Fuccs behind a littleceasers

Elizabeth: I HAPPEN TO BE A VIRGIN THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

Jack: -_- you realize you are fighting your child right, you may be a virgin now, but..

Elizabeth: Wut. '_'

Jack: your really that retarded?

Aidan:do not call her that!

Jack:*turns his head* oh so bitch and hag is ok but not ReTaRdEd?!

Yes. -elizabeth sighs- I refuse to believe I give birth to.. that. -she points to Aidan-

Elizabeth: MAKE ME!

Jack: I have standards bitch! I am not going to hit a woman!

(yep.)

(what would be the time of day?((important on where Jack stands)))

Sunset)

(K) Jack: I was leaving the house for some last minute groceries, when, I heard a loud bang! I looked over and saw who I think is aiden fighting someone else...* Hey! What the hell is going on?!

-the two are fighting with remarkable speed-

Jack:....what the f**k....

(btw this is a what if, and it's assumed that one has prior knowledge of the stitch in time)

(aight ) Jack: is this that..shit my friend was talking about...

-the two continue to fight bitterly-

*I run to them jump in the middle and kick the lady away from aiden* Aiden, you should know better than to hit a women! What the hell is happening here?!

-elizabeth swoons- oh my hero!

Jack: Shut the f**k up! I am trying to do some shit and you f**ktards are fighting, don't try to hit on me you f**king prune!

-you feel two prices of jagged metal stab into your back- that's my mother dipshit.. -its like a TV show when the characters are menacing, he's all shadowed with red eyes showing- WHAT DO YOU MEAN PRUNE -elizabeth is the same-

*I pull out the metal and cough blood* well sorry aiden I didn't know your mom was from the f**king jurrasic!

-elizabeth pouts- wadduya mean Jurassic!? Aidan:oh cut it old hag, I'll put you down and fix the timeline then go back in time for tea!

Jack: OH GREAT THE F**KING TIMELINE IS BROKEN?! damnit, aiden why is this damn prune messing up the timeline!

Elizabeth: hey! I'm only 23! I only squat out this shit at 36! So YOU are the one who needs to die!

Jack: How the f**k are you twenty three, did you smoke until your lungs failed or something? Also no! I am not dying!

Aidan explains the lowdown, basically, both of them come from a different point in time-

Jack:....ok...well..what is the goal against this hag?

(ok first of all. That's totally stolen art, which is against channel rules m8, second, really? You can't come up with our own character?)