please DO NOT the cat

i'd microwave the cat

sprinkle some parsley on that feline and you've got yourself a delicious roasted cat my friend!

add A1 sauce to bring out all the flavor

Thank you for the excellent recipe
I'm sure my friend won't notice his missing cat

this list makes this worse...

shit on
rape
bury
toast
send to china
yeet
use as but plug

DINGDINGDINGDING
CONGRATS YOU WIN A TRIP TO CURSEDCOMMENTS

yay

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