im bored

Dragnoc the being of life: ...

lesion: what you doin?

*he looks like he's just standing on water with anchint moths around him* nothing really

why do they call you "the being of life"?

Because I spread life wherever I go like if I were to walk through a forest that was burned to ashes then everything would regrow in minutes

oh sweet! *says nervously

You look nervous you don't need to be afraid of me I don't fight I'm more into healing and restoring nature

so lets say, hypothetically, that this guy is not threat to you at all,.. but he kinda dose the opposite.. how would you react..?

All I would do is dodge and wait for them to stop all life and undead have lives like any other creature

ok, well im, er, he's not THAT powerful, he uses a variety of weapons and basically cant die, well, not permanently at least.. regenerative powers

Then all I would do is not attack and dodge I don't hurt or fight creatures

lucky you...
mine hurt like hell, and still does..

Well I'm sorry about that if it helps I've felt a lot of pain too

if you dont mind me asking, how?

Lots of verbal mental and physical abuse

.....*smile gets wider* sounds like a me job!

What

who did it? i just need name and description,

My step parents I don't know their names though

last names? pictures?....your old address?

Their last names were inferno I think

*we go to the shop* what kind do you like?

I like chocolate

*gets one chocolate and one vanilla
gives you the chocolate*

*he eats his ice cream*

well idk what to do now... *takes many tiny licks of his ice-cream very quickly*

ok, i will do my best

*i find them after 3 hours of looking through old files, unless you stop him he is going to murder them*

*he's sitting on some water*

*that night he breaks in and ties them up in the basement*
hey you know that step son(?) of yours? yeah, he isnt too happy about what you guys did to him. so now i have to kill you, so sorry. i mean, what if someone else comes your way? im not going to let the same thing happen to him. now if i was going to serve you justice, i would burn you alive, but thats too cruel, even for me. instead i will make sure you dont feel a thing.
*sets up a grenade trap* move the slightest bit, and you both die! *while im collecting valuables a boom comes out of the basement, them he burns down the house to get rid of evidence. he sings as he walks away from the scene* #let it snow let it snow let it snoowwww..#

*in the morning*
HOLLA-ATCHA-BOI! *shows you the loot and a self-y of the scene*

O.O

.. did i do something wrong? you look ether super scared, or super happy

No I'm just suprised

why? did ya think i couldn't do it? *laughs*

No I'm just surprised by how fast ya killed em

eh, its nothing *grabs some cash out of the bag* how do you feel about icecream?

Sure

ok, thats a relief,
...im that hypothetical guy, but dont worry, you dont have a bounty on your head yet, so your safe *takes off mask and smiles*

Nether would anyone give me a bounty nature would die without me

eh, you never know,.. some wacks want the world to end
dont worry, i will tell you if something comes up

Ok so why are you so into hiding with that mask?

well, i tend to bleed a lot when im regenerating, i wear it so that other people dont get grossed out or scared.
also i think it looks cool

Honestly I don't care about blood it don't disgust me

well your a...not a first...your a....4th? in between 3 and 10

OK then

how did you get your powers?

I was just born with them

Elias: Hello there

umm hi..

ELias: Who are you?

im lesion, a merc that works for money, need anyone dropped like a fly? *looks at you irl* all you have to do is read the post above to see what im capable of! *my mask winks at the real you*

Elias: WHy are you breaking the 4th wall?

..why not all of them? *shrugs at everyone reading this* *bu-dom tishk*

im breaking the forth wall because i dont do it enough and because i can

Elias: Okay, since we're breaking the 4th wall, where did this art of me come from?

idk, i can talk to people on the other side, but they dont respond, i cant even see them, i just know there watching.
that said
i dont appreciate you spying on me in the bathroom you perverts!...
then again, i only go because you make me have to go..
just stop that alright!

Elias: Oki....

you should yell at em too, im sure they do something you dont like

(draw4coffee?)

(draw4coffe was the artist; i got it from an art raffle on Twitch saturday?