wrong answers only

An old frog on crack

wrong answers only

lol

Well, depends on whether you want funny wrong answers, wrong answers, or answers that are neither but both.

funny wrong answers and plain old wrong answers

I believe i shall answer quantum-type.

It is both a turtle nobody hates and a frog everyone hates. He enjoys tea, but prefers coffee.

The thing that one kid at school made up and calls it "The Booger Demon"

Godzilla