Could you spare a moment for Shotgun Christ?

hehehehehahahahahahAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

He'd probably ask If I have a Daisy version.

He woudnt. Doomguy aint a zoophile unlike you. And yes you are cuz you made porn of Asriel the goat so dont deny it.

*Wouldn't
*Ain't
*Cause
*Don't

Take notes next time.

I didn't even bother to read that, That was terrible grammar

Now I know why Grammarly was invented.

Your missing the point. You shouldn even call yourself God considering you do the opposite of what gods do.

Zeus turns into an hawk and rapes people.
Jupiter turns into an eagle and does the same.
Chronos eats babies.
Odin chains his own children.
Kali kills the men who don't praise her.
Hera kills the women her husband has slept with and kills their illegitimate children.
Sekhmet killed her own brother after getting impregnated by him.

You want me to go on?
I didn't even mention that Uranus raped his own mother yet.

Zeus only turned into animals so he could rape people but then he turned back. Whst does eating babies and killing have anything to do with this?

You said "You don't know what gods do"
Well, CLEARLY I do more than you.

"But then he turned back" How does post-coitus transformation help?

Also those are greek gods what about other gods?

Well you clearly have no idea about the story behind it

Also, There's two other monsters down there, Or can your brain only handle one?

Most monsters where born out of nowhere

Hah! The "ONLY" god that did that?!
Minos is the father of Minotaur!
Tartarus is the father of Typhon!
Phorcys is the father of Echida!

Should I go on?

The minotsur is the result of bestiality between a woman and a white bull created by Poseidon.

You really didn't read anyone other than Zeus?!
Jupiter is Roman, Odin is Norse, Kali is Hindu and Sekhmet is Egyptian!

Of course i did. But you seem to not know the difference between killing and getting innapropriate in front of animals.

Oh okay, Dionysus (Greek) has a ton of orgies including animals in them.
Hell, He's responsible for the existence of most Greek monsters, Impregnating animals and making hybrids.

The ONLY god that does that.

Okay, Now I KNOW you don't know shit!

Bruh