this is for fun any path is ok

Vietnamball: -insert Bioshock 2 flashbacks-

yep so what your response

*whats

Vietnamball: hello.

subject delta: you ok

Vietnamball: Yes.

subject delta: what are you doing here

Vietnamball: So I may have been thrown into the ocean via an explosion.
Or America just threw me off a ship.
I don’t renember.

subject delta: so your an explorer or something

Vietnamball: More of a war criminal, but close.

subject delta: as long as you don't hurt a little sister you will be fine

Vietnamball: Okay. I’ll bounce away then.
-Vietnamball would bounce off the walls like a toy-

btw I will come back here once we hit max limit

subject delta: that is a plasmid affect I have not seen before

Vietnamball: Hey is that a reba- AAAAAA

subject delta: HOLY SHIT ARE YOU OK

Vietnamball: Uh, I just seem to be impaled on a rebar.
Believe me I’ve had worse.

subject delta: lets get you to a health station btw mind telling me which path your going

Vietnamball: I don’t know this place.
I’ll take right, right is always right, right?

subject delta: if you want to die by a splicer then yes right is right

Vietnamball: I have an AK-47, should be enough.
Wait, don’t they have those weird plasma things?

subject delta: yes and there called PLASMIDS and pretty sure one has a bee plasmid

Vietnamball: Bees? I can handle tha-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

subject delta: did I say bees I meant WASPS aka devil bees

Vietnamball: WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME BEFORE I ENTERED THE ROOM WITH A DRUG ADDICT THAT SHOOTS WASPS?

subject delta: you had to learn not to wander :)

Vietnamball: Well then, I’ll go down this path.
It leads to the..
What?
Medical thing or something!

subject delta: you want me to hack you a discount or will you pay 15 dollars to a MACHINE

Vietnamball: Is violence an option?

subject delta: in the end YES

Vietnamball: So I CAN beat it with a pipe and get the stuff I want?

subject delta: after I hack it or you pay yes :)

Vietnamball: God dang it.
This hacking thing doesn’t seem too hard, it’s just a bunch of pipes.
Wait, why is this blue stuff-

subject delta: *presses red bye :)

Vietnamball: why do I hear a drone

subject delta:*hacks drone here free security

Vietnamball: Oh okay.

subject delta: it was going to shoot you until you died :)

Vietnamball: Oh, that woulďve been rather unfortunate for me.

subject delta: now do you want to babysit a little sister :)

Vietnamball: Oh uh, I’m not a good babysitter but I can try.

subject delta: good luck

Vietnamball: So wait, what do I need to do?

subject delta:just keep here happy and protect her *hand pistol and electro bolt plasmid

Vietnamball: From what?
Wait why do I hear a horde rapidly approaching my location.

subject delta: just get ready 3 2 1 FIGHT

Vietnamball: AAAAAAAAAAAA
-He’d shoot at random, trying to aim-

subject delta: use electro bolt

Vietnamball: HOW THE FU-
-He’d stab himself with the needle-
Oh like this.

subject delta: go on use it and zap and whack them

Vietnamball: Like this?
-He’d throw his ball-like body at one of the enemies-

subject delta: Ummm sure

-Vietnamball would bounce around the entire room, electrocuting most things in the room-

subject delta: just be careful not to hurt little siste- DEAR GOD that was close

Vietnamball: Is everything dead?

subject delta: except you me and little sister yes

Vietnamball: I’m useful!

subject delta: yep we could sell your liver on the black market for over $1000 dollers

Vietnamball: Okay, that’s fair.

subject delta: so got any memories back

Vietnamball: no.

subject delta: ok

jk