I'm bouta get kidnapped ong

You are f**ked

By who 😫

M e

*vine boom*

My dad once left me at the mall for 4 hours
I was 6

It's always the dads

MY DAD WOULD NEVER-

Lucky

yee

https://imgflip.com/i/65zdmo 💀💀💀

It’s always the dads who go to the store to get the milk and never return

My dad HALF left me
My mom raised me on her own for the first 8 years of my life but then my dad appeared out of no where and was like "haha lol sry I forgot I had a kid lmao 💀"

your dad really did a hit-and-run and returned

Fr 😃 I should be glad he came back but the only reason I'm grateful is cuz he's the reason my music taste is the way it is

lmao you really only like him because of music

YES BRU
Music is mY coping method 👁️👁️ and Drake.

My dad would never

bru!1!1

get the nearest item and use it as a weapon

Who would Nar use it on tho

anyone within 5 meter radius of them

💀

*grabs dog*
*throws him at a stranger*

Did it work

nah a dog wouldn’t be a good projectile
try glass, lightweight, and shatters into sharp frags

So I just killed my dog for nothing?

bro why would you do that

Cuz of you
You f**king dog murderer

MF YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THROWING A DOG

BUT I TRUST YOU ABD YOUR STUPID PLAN FAILED

SO IT'S YOUR FAULT

SMH YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO LISTEN TO ME FOR ADVICE
HOMEWORK HELP? SURE I’M YOUR GUY. KIDNAPPING PROTECTION? IDFK

You're a l w a y s my guy 👁️👁️.

i-

Ha imagine

Mf you don't even have a dog

I know lmao