yknow i had this theory that ppl turned gay bc of the feeling of taking a shit
first you take your shit and you notice it feels amazing
then you get interested and try to simulate the feeling with using cylinder items in your ass
then you would stumble across a d**do and use it and it perfectly simulates the shitting experience so you start using the d**do more but then you wanna try the real thing and start looking for guys who would deliver