Average Fan vs Average Enjoyer

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Me who knows I shouldn't ship but I do so anyway: well shi-

I ship the night guard from FNAF 1 with his actual wife

People who don't ship animarronics because they know that they have kids inside:

And those kids are growing up mentally inside the animatronics

well yeah-

I thought the kids were dead, you can't grow if you're dead

yea no ships..... only the canon ones

and the ships that have evidence to theoretically be canon

i hate michael x ennard
that's like
animatronic who takes body of others by killing them x victim

exactly

me who spaceships: