Cursed pizza

Predator dragnoc: now to add the flesh

*places an alive hamster in the pot with the boiling pizza* extra flavor to the noodles

Why. Why would you do that?

do what?

Boil pizza...

Oh yeah that bro that should be illegal

Lol

I'm Italian

So you know pizza must never be boiled! Astolfo doesn't know that!

Yeah fair enough he's still cute so I'll let it pass

this 09Datguy with the bizarre police
any illegal phobes running around here

Yes.

where have u seen the phobic haters they must be arrested

Master Chief isn't a hater, he's just censoring Astolfo's bum.

but thats not master chief, the chief is green

Oh no!

now the chief is under arrest for phobic activities and will be subjected to ptsd tourture

U won't catch master chief

*taps into super police mode

hold up there pasta man
better put that gun down

wait arent u making pizza illegally

then ur going to jail

*arrest astolfo

do u want me to read u ur femboy rights

You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have an attorney present when we question you, and if you cannot afford an attorney one will be appointed for you. If you waive these rights and talk to us, anything you say may be used against you in court. Do you understand these rights?

Astolfo: *starts taking off his clothes

wait what are u doing

Astolfo: *takes condom outta trash*

hey throw that away prisoner
*wacks with night stick

Astolfo: *keeps condom*

*gets put in solitary confinment

Astolfo: *loses his clothes*

yo surlykong69
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*notices ur naked in solitary confinment
im just gonna leave him to himself

Astolfo: "time for a strip search."

alrighty then
*searches astolfo

Astolfo: "I see you found my concealed weapon..."

*pulls out condom and boiled pizza
these arent weapons astolfo

Astolfo: *eats boiled pizza*

*throws away condom
u wont need this in jail