*claws eyes out* yes i will cry about it later as soon as i get a new pair of eyes

I need some class a anesthetics.

Same

Dumbass
Replacing your eyes won't do shit
You need to replace your brain cuz that's where your memory is store

Welp
*sells kidney and intestines on the black market to get enough money to get a brain surgery*

BRU 💀

*realizes that i just sold some important organs, so i just end up ordering artificial organs, effsctively wasting over thousands of dollars*

*stored