Relatable

wut

yeah that’s me trying to eat food
like i just want a burger stop trying to get dick

i got spooked sorry

i don’t even have a dick

ok

U sure?

*pulls down my pants*
yeah

*cums*

this is MY burger
go get your own idiot

But you-
K fine ig

*finishes burger and walks home*

*follows you home*

*pulls out revolver and shoots you in the face with it*
whoops

*dies*
My ghost: Why would u do that to me babe

Spongebob dummy thicc 😩😫

I know 😋

Hooters

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