Lamb Sauce

What is the German fatherland?
Is it Prussia? Is it Austria?
Is it where the flowers of the Rhine bloom?
Oh nein, nein, nein!
Our fatherland must be bigger!

What is the German fatherland?
Is it Poland? Is it France,
Is it the rocks of the British land?
Oh nein, nein, nein!
Our fatherland must be bigger!

What is the German fatherland?
Is it Iberia? Is it Siberia?
Is it where the banks of the Yangtze flow?
Is it the tropics of Africa?
Oh nein, nein, nein!
The fatherland must be bigger!

What is the German fatherland?
Is it Antarctica? Is it Australia?
Shall it be the entirety of the world?
Oh yes, yes, YES!
Germany shall be bigger!

The f*male (homo kitchensius) is a very controversial species, who should be kept in kitchen at all costs. Otherwise they will melt like a snowflake or send out a poisonous aura called “simpgas” (O₆₉), which makes humans wanna mate with them and it gives them 18 years of bad luck. Evolutionists are trying to find out if cats actually have a evolutionary link to them, since they are such pussies. It’s also a mystery why they’re only in groups at shopping malls and bathrooms, but it’s too dangerous to do research about this subject.
Poisonous 5/5
Dangerous for the human kind 5/5
Nice 0/5
Chance you will ever get one 0/5