show me what u got!

If you say I don’t have friends, I still have 26x more than you, because I know 26 x 0 = 0

There’s someone out there for everyone! But for you it’s a therapist

Your mom must not have been very smart, and I know that because you exist

The only reason your parents didn't abort you is because they didn't want god to have to deal with you in heaven.

I could say the same about you but I said that I wouldn't insult someone without a father.