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PLEASE READ ALL INSTRUCTIONS FIRST! #1 Read & Answer these questions: Why do we... -drive on parkways but park on driveways -stick apartments together -eat brownies and brown wheaties -have the flu but catch a cold -roll dice but they are not round and therefore dont roll? Think of the color white, lock that in your head and say: WHITE WHITE WHITE WHITE WHITE WHITE WHITE WHITE WHITE WHITE WHITE WHITE Now answer immediately: what do cows drink? Do the same here, lock this item into your mind: BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD Answer immediately: what color is a newspaper? #2 Clap 15 times #3 Answer: what is 15 x squareroot of 90 minus 90.5 divided by 15? #4 Say your name backwards while drinking water. #5 Skip Steps 1 thru 4, Don't do anything (hopefully you read the instructions first)! Now, Begin!