LOL

I'm as straight as a semi-circle XDDD
(bi joke intensifies)

LOL, I'm pan cause that ruler is aiming at all directions!
(Deep pan pun intensifies)

XD

XD it goes straight one end and curves the other lol I could be straight one minute then gay the other

I mean, protractors are classed as rulers so....

I see you what you did there.

LOL

I’m also as straight as a ruler
Mara Sov, ruler of the awoken

LOL

im straight as uhhh, whatever the f**k this thing is...

A wave ruler? xD