it won't be painful
if you are able
to give a little kiss to an oncoming train
you'll kill yourself
it's over, mull it
there's a trigger, pull it
get it through your head, "it" being a bullet
stick your tongue in a plug
suck a pipe of exhaust
make some toast in the tub
nail yourself to a cross
hold your breath til it's gone
drink a gallon of mace
be gay in Iran