Veteran: Would you like your pizza cut into six or eight slices, Stoner?
Stoner: Oh just six, I don’t think I could eat eight.
Mother: MrCheese, is that legal?
MrCheese: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!
Stoner: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.
Veteran: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...
Player : Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
MrEgg: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years. The Gentleman: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
Mother: Mental stability, my old friend!
Stoner: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?
Dum: MrCheese, let’s go!
MrCheese: Oh, yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about writing maybe a letter.
Dum: Okay, you know what? That’s it, you had your chance.
MrCheese: What-?
Dum: Mom, Dad, MrCheese smoked pot in college. MrCheese: You are such a tattletale!
MrCheese: Mom, Dad, you remember that time you walked into my room and smelled marijuana? Well, I told you it was MrEgg who was smoking the pot but... It was me. I’m sorry.
Dum: And Dad, you know that mailman that you got fired? He didn’t steal your Playboy’s, MrCheese did. MrCheese: Yeah, well, hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing Dum did.
Dum: MrCheese hasn’t worked for a year!
MrCheese: Dum and Captain are living together!
Dum: MrCheese married The Gentleman in Vegas and got divorced AGAIN!
Player : I love Jacques Cousteau!
The Gentleman: I wasn’t supposed to put beef in the trifle!
Veteran: I wanna gooo!!
MrEgg, to Mother: You're starting to forget your Spanish. You don't practice.
Mother: Lo siento. Estoy embarazada.
MrEgg: You just told me you're pregnant.
Veteran: Congratulations Mother, you're glowing!
Bro: Look guys, I need help.
MrCheese: Love help?
Dum: Financial help?
Veteran: Emotional help?
Captain: Help moving a body? *Everybody looks at Captain*
Captain: What?
Player : I really like Eminem.
The Gentleman: I prefer skittles.
MrCheese: They are talking about the rapper.
The Gentleman: Why would they eat the wrapper?
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