NOW WELL I WENT OUTSIDE (I LIVE IN THE SWAMPS) AND I WENT BY THE RIVER AND SAT THERE FOR A HOUR OR TWO, I WENT BACK OUT BUT MY BOOTS GOT STUCK IN THE MUD. I WAS LIKE "OH I'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE" BUT THEY WOULDN'T COME OUT, I KEPT TRYING AND TRYING BUT THEY WOULDN'T COME OUT. AFTER 15 MINUTES I TOOK OFF MY SHOES, BUT MY SOCKS WERE MOLDED TO MY BOOTS. SO I GOT A STICK AND PUT BOTH MY FEET ON IT. LITTLE DID I KNOW IT HAD LITTLE PRICKY THINGS ON IT, IT CUT BOTH MY FEET AND I JUMPED TO A TREE, AND WALKED IN THE FREEZING COLD WATER TO GET TO MY HOUSE. I GOT MULTIPLE CUTS TO MY FEET, AND DIRT ALL OVER ME, MY BOOTS ARE LOST TO TIME AS WELL.
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