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MY MEAN COUSIN'S LOVE LIFEπ
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SOOOO!!!! there's this one kid in my dance class who is in 7th grade who I can't say is the nicest person in the world. π
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she just so happens to be my VERY distant cousin (yes, very)π
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and she goes to a different school. Anyways, let's call her jean (LMAO SHE'D EXPLODE IF SHE HEARD THAT ONE π)
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SO! I heard some β¨g o s s i pβ¨ on Monday and APPARENTLY there's this guy (let's call him james) who is the baby of the grade bc a) I think he's the youngest and b) he's really innocent. π
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so it's Valentine's Day, right? (omg apologies for my sudden proper grammar I hate autocorrect π€ I can't just be me) π
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so basically, her friend heard from HER friend that james is gonna put a note in jean's locker! so the friend that was i n f o r m e d runs to jean and blabs the whole entire thing π
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so jean goes to her locker and to quote my sister THERE. LAY. A WHITE PIECE OF PAPER. π
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and so she's like "oh man-" and everyone sitting around pretending to be packing up and she takes it out and π₯Ί yo I feel really bad for this guy bc it said "dear jean, I know we dont talk that much ((side note: he's in none of her classes)) but when we do, it makes me really happy. You're kind, smart, funny, and beautiful. I know this is a bit early but I think this is the right time. Will you come to the dance with me? ((he was like 2 weeks early which isn't actually that early-))" MAH MAN IS GONNA BE R E J E C T E D D D D π F IN THE CHATTTT
and then he told the friend "if jean rejects me can I go with you and YOUR friends?" Which doesn't make sense bc jean IS her friend π- π
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