Sorry this is my Guinness *gulp*

A MAN NEAR MY A MAN NEAR I HIS GUINNESS END UP IN MY HAND I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT IF YE A BETTER GUINNESS CAN SEE DO NOT GORGE ON YOUR CLAIM LIKE ME OFFER TO BUY HIM 10 GLASSES OF BEER, IF NOT, DISPOSE OF THE GUINNESS AND GET THE F**K OUT OF THERE. NOT ALL MEN CAN DRINK IN SAFETY, PROTECTION IS EXPENSIVE WITHOUT GOOD FAMILY, FRIENDS AND CHEAP BODYGUARD DETAIL. NO MAN SHOULD PICK UP ANOTHER’S BEER WITHOUT PERMISSION, UNLESS FAMILY OR FRIEND, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY .. NO MAN SHOULD FEEL INTERFERENCE FOR ANOTHER MAN’S GUINNESS, IT IS CATASTROPHICALLY UNETHICAL. (NOTE THIS IS NOT THE GAME PLAN FOR HOMELESS BEER BUMBS)