Wat

No that's not how it works

it is though
ferbs so long because he holds in his turds
warping his body into a vessel to hold them.
ferb is no longer in control. the poo has taken over

Why u gotta make it like that?

but you know it's true
ferb isn't that naturally gifted
the turds themselves blessed him with his nose and abilitys to excellence
if he poo's he becomes a wrinkled sack of skin.

It takes 3 wipes to realise you only needed 2 wipes