There are a lot of dandelions outside...Maybe I'll just take one. I'll bring it inside.The sexual tension between me and the flower increases. It's almost as if I want to have sex with it. But that can't be done, Right?A day has passed. The dandelion is in a vase. It feels like it's teasing me, trying to make me have sex with it. Enough is enough.I grabbed the dandelion, and ran to my bed. I tore off all my clothing. Before I knew it, my rock hard p**is was inside its stem. It felt so good.Its stem was so warm.I stroked the dandelion's pedals as I thrusted into it, each time harder than the last. After a long time of this, my steaming hot cum filled its stem. I had sex with a flower.I lost my virginity to a flower.Oh no, how will I tell my family?Will they think I'm insane? Drunk? Would they think I'm on drugs?Would they even believe it?I should keep it a secret. Only I have to know.And the flower.The flower, laying on the bed, with my load of sperm leaking out of the bottom.Leaking all over my bed. How do I clean up this mess of flower pedals and undeveloped children?I hear a door open, I hear footsteps, what will I do?I tossed the dandelion under my bed, and wiped my mess of white stickiness with a towel that was next to my bed.My door opens."William, what are you doing?" My mom was there."I was just, uh,"The flower was leaking my huge load all over the floor."Getting ready for bed."My mom, satisfied with the answer, said "Okay, I'll be back in 15 minutes" and shut the door.That was close. I quietly tiptoed into the bathroom, making the least amount of noise possible.I made it to the bathroom.I found a roll of paper towels. I slowly tore off a few paper towels, and stuffed them in my pocket.Then I tiptoed back to my room.The flower was still there, full of my thick cream.I wiped the floor and the flower. Now I had to go back to the bathroom.I tiptoed again, this time quicker, I knew I only had a short time to do this.I rinsed out the flower's stem with warm water.Its stem felt warm... again.You know what, I might as well prepare for another round while I'm here.Hand soap is a good lubricant.I put a handful of soap on my p**is. I knew I would do it again.The flower is so beautiful.So sexy.I walked back to my room. I hid the flower and waited patiently.After a few agonizing minutes, my mom was back."Good night William" she said in a soft voice.She closed the door. I lifted the flower up to my bed. I took off my pants, and put my rock hard p**is into the fl
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